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Tsaritsa of Theatre
Let us observe the irony of me being named a Tsaritsa of Theatre when my family was run out of Russia by Tsar Nicholas II. And then the Bolsheviks. But mainly the Tsar.
If it makes you feel better I was called a grammar nazi. I can assure you that did not go over well.
» Asked by mikhailastrov
drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.